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[balaton]

[It's a beautiful day at 456 Stone Street. Birds are chirping, puppies are yapping, and one brunette nation is sticking closely to the window, phone piece firmly held in one hand.]

I've been relocated. Again. While this looks like a more cheerful occupation and this is the happier I've seen the Eastern Bloc be in a while, I'd really appreciate the prior notice.

Although it's been a while since I've worn a dress.

[[OOC: She's taken from right after the Hungarian Revolution, so she may be just a little bit unsettled.]

Comments

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

Does it look like we're in that fatass's territory to you? They say it's supposed to be an American town, except I don't remember America being anything like this. And anyway, that idiot's trapped here too.

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

...Austria, too, it seems.

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but no one cares about that weakling. He can't even leave the house without getting lost, I already forgot he was around. And anyway, there's a lot of us stuck here, I doubt anyone will notice if I leave him behind once I break out of this place.

POW

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

[Not delicate enough to express her anger with Chopin]

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

I would notice!

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

Ow! Dammit, Hungary, put that fucking frying pan down! See if I ever try to help you out again!

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen him in years! That's not something to annoy me about!

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not my fault you two had a falling out or whatever! It was about time, anyway!

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

You'll see what I mean when you start living with Russia.

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

Ew, why would I ever want to live with that fatass? I wouldn't even be able to fit in his house, he's so obese!

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

...You'll have lost enough weight, by then, among other things.

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

Huh? What are you even talking about? You're not making any sense. And I don't need to lose weight, I'm already incredibly fit!

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

Fine! Then I won't bother telling you.

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

Whatever, I don't care anyway! It's probably not even important!

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

It certainly has nothing to do with your territory! Not at all!

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

Hey, my territory is awesome! Just got some more, too! Is it the Confederation? Do I need to kick Austria out after all? Not that I wasn't planning on it anyway . . . [Beat, and then hopefully.] Or -- ooh, do I get Saxony? I do, don't I!

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

But you really don't care, and it's not important after all. Right? Or did I hear you wrong the first time?

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

R-right! Because I'm awesome! Hahahahaha! I already know the Confederation's going to be mine! And all the other stuff about being dissolved that people keep telling me is obviously a lie.

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

[Almost looks pityingly at him.]

Say, people tell me I've been here before. Do you think I look... Changed?

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

[He studies her closely.]

Thinner and more tired, maybe. Are you dieting or something? That's stupid. Or is it from last week? They did have drones working at the factory . . .

Sorry for the HTML fail!

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

You're right. Too much work and not enough food.

But I won't let it kill me.

ffffft, it's fine!

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

Good, you'd be really pathetic if you did. Well, that's not going to be a problem here - it's really, really fucking boring in this town. Plenty of food, barely any work, all you have to do is play along like the weak humans they want us to be. Unless that other 'Common' town comes back.

The beer is complete shit, though.

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

Hah, I never thought life in "America" would be that way. Can't help the beer, then.

[armywithcountry.livejournal.com]

My house is so much more awesome. Denmark and Belgium are trying to make non-shitty beer, but Danish beer is only a few steps up from American beer.

[muskatli.livejournal.com]

I'd take Danish beer over that Folger's coffee stuff I have in my pantry any day.