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Jul. 13th, 2010 04:29 am
balaton: (Steal my lines and leave me dumb)
[personal profile] balaton
[It's a beautiful day at 456 Stone Street. Birds are chirping, puppies are yapping, and one brunette nation is sticking closely to the window, phone piece firmly held in one hand.]

I've been relocated. Again. While this looks like a more cheerful occupation and this is the happier I've seen the Eastern Bloc be in a while, I'd really appreciate the prior notice.

Although it's been a while since I've worn a dress.

[[OOC: She's taken from right after the Hungarian Revolution, so she may be just a little bit unsettled.]

Date: 2010-07-13 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Have not! [He really hasn't - human body means that his albino skin gets sunburned REALLY FAST. Prussia has not discovered what sunscreen is yet, alas.]

. . . because you were a drone. It was really weird - you went around calling me Mr. Beilschmidt and everything. Looks like it's finally worn off, though.

Date: 2010-07-13 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
Thank goodness.

Do you happen to magically recall, then, how I was married to Japan of all people?

Date: 2010-07-13 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Why are you asking me this? You were already married to him when I got here!

Date: 2010-07-13 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
Because you're the only one around!

Date: 2010-07-13 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
I don't know - the town randomly sticks us into fake marriages when we get here, and I guess you wound up with Japan. Why are you wondering about this now? You've been married to him for a while.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
I've only arrived just now.

Have I lost my memory? I think I've read a novel like that before...

Date: 2010-07-13 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
What? No, you've been here longer than I have. Are you trying to pull one over me? It's not going to work!

Date: 2010-07-13 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
Like I'd be interested in playing mind games.

You're lucky. I'm going to believe you, for now.

Date: 2010-07-13 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
You should believe me all the time! I never lie!

. . . you really don't remember anything?

Date: 2010-07-13 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
[This is going to be hard, but here we go:]

No. No I don't. I suppose you're right.

Date: 2010-07-13 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
[Choking.] I'm wh--








. . . of course I'm right! Like always! Hahahahaha! You're not droned again, are you? Anyway, this shithole's called Mayfield.

Date: 2010-07-13 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
You get ten seconds to rub it in, then I'm hitting you.

Is it really Russian territory?

Date: 2010-07-13 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Does it look like we're in that fatass's territory to you? They say it's supposed to be an American town, except I don't remember America being anything like this. And anyway, that idiot's trapped here too.

Date: 2010-07-13 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
...Austria, too, it seems.

Date: 2010-07-13 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Yeah, but no one cares about that weakling. He can't even leave the house without getting lost, I already forgot he was around. And anyway, there's a lot of us stuck here, I doubt anyone will notice if I leave him behind once I break out of this place.

POW

Date: 2010-07-13 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
[Not delicate enough to express her anger with Chopin]

Date: 2010-07-13 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Ow! Dammit, Hungary, put that fucking frying pan down! See if I ever try to help you out again!

Date: 2010-07-13 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
I haven't seen him in years! That's not something to annoy me about!

Date: 2010-07-13 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Hey, it's not my fault you two had a falling out or whatever! It was about time, anyway!

Date: 2010-07-13 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
You'll see what I mean when you start living with Russia.

Date: 2010-07-13 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Ew, why would I ever want to live with that fatass? I wouldn't even be able to fit in his house, he's so obese!

Date: 2010-07-13 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
...You'll have lost enough weight, by then, among other things.

Date: 2010-07-13 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Huh? What are you even talking about? You're not making any sense. And I don't need to lose weight, I'm already incredibly fit!

Date: 2010-07-13 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
Fine! Then I won't bother telling you.

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Sorry for the HTML fail!

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ffffft, it's fine!

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