04 ❧

Sep. 4th, 2010 12:11 am
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[The rich scent of roses was too overpowering for the entire thing to be a dream. Waking up with a full bouquet in your arms tended to drive that fact home. In fact, waking up with an armful of roses was not a bad start to the morning-- or evening, for that matter.

Except that it was hard to tell what time of the day it was, what's with the lack of natural light. Pricking your fingers and bare neck on the thorns took away from the pleasantness, as well.]


Owwwwwwww!

Date: 2010-09-05 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
He's nothing I can't handle here! [leaves out the ordeal of being a satellite nation in her time]

You have uses, I'm not going to lie. But I don't want my child to submit to anyone ever again. [not like her, she doesn't add]

Date: 2010-09-05 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Hey, if you want a chance to beat him down, get in line!

Well, obviously my kid won't be submitting to anyone. I'll teach him how to destroy anyone who even tries! Doesn't matter how many come at him, he'll kill them all! [someone is still a little bitter about the Seven Years war.]

Date: 2010-09-05 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
I wouldn't need your permission!

[Could be worse. He could have flubbed it like England.] See? Now you don't get an excuse to call any child I'd raise a sissy.

Date: 2010-09-05 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
At least let me steal his cannoncar - uh, tank - first.

Fine, I guess he wouldn't be as sissy as some other countries' kids might be. It's mostly because of my awesome parenting, though.

Date: 2010-09-05 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
...It's all yours. [What the hell Prussia]

Of course he wouldn't! We turned out great, didn't we?

Date: 2010-09-06 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Goddamn right we did! . . . of course, I never really saw opa as a kid, but anyone related to my awesome self has got to be awesome!

Date: 2010-09-06 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
See? You really have no excuse going around insulting our future children!

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Our future children. Oh my God...

Date: 2010-09-06 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com











. . . how did we even get on this topic again.

Date: 2010-09-06 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
[Just a second, processing the mental image of raising a bunch of little Prussias]

I'm not sure, but I'm a bit scared.

Date: 2010-09-06 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
[He is not even going to think about the mental images, he is just going to repress it like he always does.]

. . . maybe it's one of this room's tricks? Oh man, they already have us talking about babies, I'm not falling for any more of their witchcraft!

Date: 2010-09-06 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
[It's her turn to pull at the door handle this time, grabbing and yanking]

If it was really witchcraft they'd have possessed our actual bodies long before we woke up here, genius.