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Jul. 13th, 2010 04:29 am
balaton: (Steal my lines and leave me dumb)
[personal profile] balaton
[It's a beautiful day at 456 Stone Street. Birds are chirping, puppies are yapping, and one brunette nation is sticking closely to the window, phone piece firmly held in one hand.]

I've been relocated. Again. While this looks like a more cheerful occupation and this is the happier I've seen the Eastern Bloc be in a while, I'd really appreciate the prior notice.

Although it's been a while since I've worn a dress.

[[OOC: She's taken from right after the Hungarian Revolution, so she may be just a little bit unsettled.]

Date: 2010-07-13 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
[WERE YOU ACTUALLY WORRIED?]

Wait, I'm back where, exactly? I don't recognize this place.

Date: 2010-07-13 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
[NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. SHUT UP.]

Mayfield, of course! How can you not recognize it? We've only been stuck in this goddamn place for months!

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Date: 2010-07-13 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
[SAYS THE FIRST COMMENT]

I may not know where I am, but it's certainly not April's Fool yet. You make it sounds like we were in Am--

Date: 2010-07-13 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
[And a Cadillac passes by outside. Conveniently.]

Date: 2010-07-13 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
...I really am no where near home, am I.

Date: 2010-07-13 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
[EYEROLL]

Does this look like home to you? Man, they must have smacked your head pretty hard when they droned you, you're not usually this slow.

Date: 2010-07-13 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
I didn't know you missed head smacking that much to bring it up so quickly.

Date: 2010-07-13 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Like you could! [QUICK, CHANGE OF SUBJECT] What did you do to get droned for that long, anyway? Must have been pretty bad. I told you to stop reading porn in public!

Date: 2010-07-13 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
You can be so insensitive sometime! Don't you have an idea how horrible it was? You were there!

Where are you, so I can just show you in person!

Date: 2010-07-13 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
What are you talking about? How would you know? You got droned, you weren't even in that weird Common town or whatever it was!

Show me what? You're acting even weirder than usual! Fine, 946 Beluah Street - bring it!

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Date: 2010-07-13 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
[The best thing about the 1950s kitchens? The cooking utensils. So grabbing a couple and marching out.]

Date: 2010-07-13 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
[Austria's the one with no sense of direction, so she's there faster than she thought she'd be.]

Prussia! We need to talk!

Date: 2010-07-13 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
[Already chilling on the lawn. Flinches a little when he sees that frying pan.]

Put that thing down first! What the hell, Hungary, I haven't even done anything yet!

Date: 2010-07-13 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com








At least you're alright.

Date: 2010-07-13 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
. . . Of course I'm all right, I'm awesome! Like anyone could possibly keep me down for long! And anything you might have heard about me dying is a complete lie, I was just incredibly busy those last few days, that's why no one might have seen me.

Date: 2010-07-13 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
You've been lying in the sun for too long, it's finally frying that head of yours.

How dare you call me a drone?

Date: 2010-07-13 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Have not! [He really hasn't - human body means that his albino skin gets sunburned REALLY FAST. Prussia has not discovered what sunscreen is yet, alas.]

. . . because you were a drone. It was really weird - you went around calling me Mr. Beilschmidt and everything. Looks like it's finally worn off, though.

Date: 2010-07-13 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
Thank goodness.

Do you happen to magically recall, then, how I was married to Japan of all people?

Date: 2010-07-13 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
Why are you asking me this? You were already married to him when I got here!

Date: 2010-07-13 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
Because you're the only one around!

Date: 2010-07-13 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
I don't know - the town randomly sticks us into fake marriages when we get here, and I guess you wound up with Japan. Why are you wondering about this now? You've been married to him for a while.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
I've only arrived just now.

Have I lost my memory? I think I've read a novel like that before...

Date: 2010-07-13 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
What? No, you've been here longer than I have. Are you trying to pull one over me? It's not going to work!

Date: 2010-07-13 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muskatli.livejournal.com
Like I'd be interested in playing mind games.

You're lucky. I'm going to believe you, for now.

Date: 2010-07-13 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] armywithcountry.livejournal.com
You should believe me all the time! I never lie!

. . . you really don't remember anything?

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Sorry for the HTML fail!

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ffffft, it's fine!

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