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balaton[The rich scent of roses was too overpowering for the entire thing to be a dream. Waking up with a full bouquet in your arms tended to drive that fact home. In fact, waking up with an armful of roses was not a bad start to the morning-- or evening, for that matter.
Except that it was hard to tell what time of the day it was, what's with the lack of natural light. Pricking your fingers and bare neck on the thorns took away from the pleasantness, as well.]
Owwwwwwww!
Except that it was hard to tell what time of the day it was, what's with the lack of natural light. Pricking your fingers and bare neck on the thorns took away from the pleasantness, as well.]
Owwwwwwww!
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Date: 2010-09-05 02:05 am (UTC)It's not like I'm going to bite you! Just because we're trapped here together doesn't mean I'm agreeing to anything of the sort.
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Date: 2010-09-05 02:23 am (UTC)It's Mayfield - the bastards probably won't let us go until we do what they want. [A horrible thought occurs to him.] Have you noticed there aren't any babies here? What if we're the ones who are supposed to --
[He can't even finish the sentence, making a disgusted sound and attempting to put his foot through the door.]
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Date: 2010-09-05 02:26 am (UTC)Just where do you get these diabolical thoughts? What's your mind wired on anyway?! That's one thought process I'd never want to-- I'm going to be sick...
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Date: 2010-09-05 02:47 am (UTC)And I don't want babies with anyone! That's sissy shit! Besides, you'd just try to raise our kid to be like that weak aristocrat instead of awesome like me!
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Date: 2010-09-05 02:53 am (UTC)I'll let you know that no boy of mine would go around being proper! I'd let him beat up the other kids and get himself dirty and he'd be the cutest thing ever! Just like me when I was his age!
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Date: 2010-09-05 03:08 am (UTC)Hahaha, I was way cuter than you were! You did used to be pretty cool, though.
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Date: 2010-09-05 03:13 am (UTC)You weren't cuter than me! You didn't even bathe as much as I did! Not that I had much time to...
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Date: 2010-09-05 03:23 am (UTC)I was totally cuter! And it's not my fault I thought baths would make me more vulnerable to demons back then! Besides, I was too busy kicking ass to care about shit like that.
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Date: 2010-09-05 03:32 am (UTC)Well! I was cute and I kicked ass! And my kids would turn out just like me, and I'd teach them to be strong enough so no one ever could take advantage of them, and they wouldn't need anyone else to defend them!
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Date: 2010-09-05 03:47 am (UTC)Hey, you needed me to defend you, didn't you? And if they were my kids, of course they'd be super strong and super awesome and super cute, just like me!
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Date: 2010-09-05 03:52 am (UTC)You have uses, I'm not going to lie. But I don't want my child to submit to anyone ever again. [not like her, she doesn't add]
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Date: 2010-09-05 04:01 am (UTC)Well, obviously my kid won't be submitting to anyone. I'll teach him how to destroy anyone who even tries! Doesn't matter how many come at him, he'll kill them all! [someone is still a little bitter about the Seven Years war.]
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Date: 2010-09-05 04:26 am (UTC)[Could be worse. He could have flubbed it like England.] See? Now you don't get an excuse to call any child I'd raise a sissy.
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Date: 2010-09-05 04:59 am (UTC)Fine, I guess he wouldn't be as sissy as some other countries' kids might be. It's mostly because of my awesome parenting, though.
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Date: 2010-09-05 05:08 am (UTC)Of course he wouldn't! We turned out great, didn't we?
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Date: 2010-09-06 05:31 am (UTC)...
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Our future children. Oh my God...
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Date: 2010-09-06 05:35 am (UTC). . . how did we even get on this topic again.
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Date: 2010-09-06 05:50 am (UTC)I'm not sure, but I'm a bit scared.
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Date: 2010-09-06 06:06 am (UTC). . . maybe it's one of this room's tricks? Oh man, they already have us talking about babies, I'm not falling for any more of their witchcraft!
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Date: 2010-09-06 09:30 am (UTC)If it was really witchcraft they'd have possessed our actual bodies long before we woke up here, genius.